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 The Cremation
 
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. How old was your husband? he asked. He was ninety-eight, she answered softly. Two years older than I am. Really? the undertaker said. Hardly worth going hom ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 101 fois
 The morning after
 
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 49 fois
 The burglar and the parrot
 
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, Jesus is watching you. He nearly jumpe ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 64 fois
 The Blonde Kidnapper
 
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child. So the next day she goes to a nearby playground and when nobody is looking, she pulls a random kid behind a tree and says, You're kidnapped, so be quiet and don't give ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 76 fois
 Truth Be Told
 
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 44 fois
 Let me say grace!
 
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. Well, he said, I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms becaus ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 36 fois
 What did the elephant say to the naked man?
 
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 17 fois
 Pat and Mike at the brewery.
 
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there's an accident. Pat calls Mike's wife, Mary, and says: Sure, and I hate to be tellin ya this, but there's been an accident down at the Guinness. Saints Preserve us, says she, is Mike alrig ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 36 fois