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 The Cremation
 
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. How old was your husband? he asked. He was ninety-eight, she answered softly. Two years older than I am. Really? the undertaker said. Hardly worth going home ...
 
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 The morning after
 
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in ...
 
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 The burglar and the parrot
 
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, Jesus is watching you. He nearly jumped ...
 
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 The couple and the shoe salesman.
 
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a shopping trip. She was quite agitated, and proceeded to tell her husband about a certain shoe salesman who had been rude. It seems she was sitting down while he helped he ...
 
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 At the blood donor clinic
 
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: What are you doing here today? Woman: Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it. Man: Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they p ...
 
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 The undressing newlyweds.
 
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time. He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored. What happened to you feet? his wife asked. I had a childhood disease called tol ...
 
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 Odd One Out
 
Q: Which is the odd one out - a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman? A: The TV because all the others leak when they're fucked! ...
 
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 The Blonde Kidnapper
 
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child. So the next day she goes to a nearby playground and when nobody is looking, she pulls a random kid behind a tree and says, You're kidnapped, so be quiet and don't give m ...
 
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