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The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. How old was your husband? he asked. He was ninety-eight, she answered softly. Two years older than I am. Really? the undertaker said. Hardly worth going home ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
Ajouter par : RickY RocK
Vue : 289 fois
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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Vue : 209 fois
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, Jesus is watching you. He nearly jumped ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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Vue : 279 fois
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a shopping trip. She was quite agitated, and proceeded to tell her husband about a certain shoe salesman who had been rude. It seems she was sitting down while he helped he ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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Vue : 173 fois
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided to kidnap a child. So the next day she goes to a nearby playground and when nobody is looking, she pulls a random kid behind a tree and says, You're kidnapped, so be quiet and don't give m ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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Vue : 234 fois
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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Vue : 234 fois
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. Well, he said, I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because ...
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Vue : 232 fois
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing? ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there's an accident. Pat calls Mike's wife, Mary, and says: Sure, and I hate to be tellin ya this, but there's been an accident down at the Guinness. Saints Preserve us, says she, is Mike alrigh ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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Vue : 243 fois
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender. But when it was time to pay, the guy didn't have the money, so the bartender beat him up. The next day the guy did the same thing, ordered a beer for everyone, even the ba ...
Ajouté le : 04-Mar-2008
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Vue : 238 fois