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 111 - Resume Bloopers
 
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB: --Responsibility makes me nervous. --They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn't work under those conditions. REASONS FOR LEAVING MY LAST JOB: --Was met with a string of broken promises ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 5 fois
 112 - Procrastinator's Creed
 
Procrastinator\'s Creed 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses. 3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of considerati ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 3 fois
 113 - 15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
 
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians... Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never make the cover of Cosmo. No moth, no Jodie Foster -- just leaves, dirt, and regular dead folks. Only 3 hits this month on the World O' Coffins web site. Tou ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 4 fois
 114 - New Factory
 
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory. He asked representatives from three development companies to come in and make a bid on the project. The three companies showed up at the scheduled meeting. The president of ABC asked th ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 2 fois
 115 - Five Maxims of Making Excuses
 
Five Maxims of Making Excuses 1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to its use. 2) Always put the blame on something that can't defend itself. Children, pets, inanimate objects, and relatives living in foreign countr ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 6 fois
 116 - Overheard In Airplane
 
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on its final approach. The pilot comes on over the intercom. This is Capt. Johnson, we're on our final descent into Toronto. I want to thank you for flying with us today and enjoy ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 2 fois
 117 - OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE
 
OPERATIONAL EXCELLENCE? Once upon a time, an American company and a Japanese company decided to have competitive boat race on the Bear River. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day, they both felt as ready as ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 7 fois
 118 - Universal Corporate Translator
 
ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION: You'll be making under $6 an hour. - - - - - ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMPANY: You're paid under $6 an hour; we'll be bankrupt in a year. - - - - - AN UP-AND-COMING SOFTWARE COMPANY: There's no chance in hell w ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 6 fois

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