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 91 - Top 20 Engineers' Terminology's
 
Engineer Terminology 1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED - We are still pissing in the wind. 2. EXTENSIVE REPORT IS BEING PREPARED ON A FRESH APPROACH TO THE PROBLEM - We just hired three kids fresh out of college. 3. CLOSE PR ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 12 fois
 92 - World According to Student Bloopers
 
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay. I have pasted together the following history of the world from certifiably genuine student bloopers collected by teachers ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 5 fois
 93 - English Language
 
Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant not ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 5 fois
 94 - COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
 
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size of the force. Under CRAP, older soldiers will go on early retirement, thus permitting the retention of lower paid soldiers who represent the Army's future. A program to phase out olde ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 4 fois
 95 - Absent From School Excusess
 
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. 2. Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. 3. Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault. 4. Chris ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 8 fois
 96 - Creative Answering Machine Messages
 
You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a mes ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 7 fois
 97 - Don't Erase This
 
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word 'penis' in tiny letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class. The next d ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 7 fois
 98 - Driving Test Answers
 
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate. Q: Who ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 3 fois

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