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 1 - The Cremation
 
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. How old was your husband? he asked. He was ninety-eight, she answered softly. Two years older than I am. Really? the undertaker said. Hardly worth going hom ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 101 fois
 2 - The old lady in the bank
 
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase Manhattan Bank holding a large paper bag in her hand. She told the young man at the window that she wished to take the 3 million she had in the bag and open an account with the bank. She sai ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 50 fois
 3 - Grandma\'s peanuts
 
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him. While he's talking to his grandmother, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off. As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandmother, ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 34 fois
 4 - Up, or down?
 
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week vacation on a carribean cruise. The wife, unfortunately, forgot her hearing aides at home... Upon arriving to the cabin that was to be theirs during the trip, they noticed that it had 2 bu ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 39 fois
 5 - When I die...
 
When I die I want to go peacefully -- like my grandfather did -- In his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 28 fois
 6 - Sex drive is too high.
 
A feeble old man is in his doctor's office having a check-up. The doctor finishes the check-up says to the man, So, you seem in fine health. Any problems? Yes, Doc, the old man slowly responded. My sex drive is too high and I need it lowered. This ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 27 fois
 7 - On the porch
 
Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. Bet you can't guess how old I am, he says. Bet I can, she says. Bet you fifty dollars you can't tell me how old I am, he says. You're on, she says. Stand up. He stands up. She looks him up and she lo ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 20 fois
 8 - Cold Remedy
 
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the Atlantic Monthly: At the first sign of a cold, go to bed with a bottle of whiskey and a hat. Place the hat on the left-hand bedpost. Take a drink of whiskey and move the hat to the ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 15 fois

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