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 111 - OLD is when...
 
Old is when... ...your sweetie says, Lets go upstairs and make love, and you answer, Honey, I can't do both! ...your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. ...a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 9 fois
 112 - 2 Eggs
 
An old man and women are going out for a meal to celebrate there 50th anniversary.The old man is getting ready but can't find his shoes so he looks under the bed and finds a box with 2 eggs in it and a thousand dollars. So that evening he questions his wi ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 7 fois
 113 - Better Late Than Never?........
 
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer's office one Monday morning. I want you to begin divorce proceedings, she announced. The lawyer was aghast. When he regained his composure, he said, Mrs. Hatcher, you and your husband have b ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 1 fois
 114 - Granny and the Cop.
 
An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, Ma'am did you know you were speeding? The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, What did he sa ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 4 fois
 115 - Loving it up at 85!
 
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old. Because her new husband is so old, Luanne decides that on their wedding night, she and Morris should have separate bedrooms. The newlywed is concerned that her new husba ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 4 fois
 116 - You know you're Middle Aged if...
 
You’ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything. The bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car—in the “ten items or less” lane. You’ve stopped supporting your children, and started ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 9 fois
 117 - A Smart Man!
 
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport. These hills are getting steeper as the years go by, one complained. These fairways seem to be getting longer too, said one of the others. The sand traps seem to be ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 11 fois
 118 - 3 Old-Timers...
 
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home. Sixty is the worst age to be, announced the 60 year old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out! Ah, that's nothing ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 3 fois