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 91 - Where's my heart?
 
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 12 fois
 92 - Don't mess with this old lady!
 
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, Romance by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce! ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 6 fois
 93 - Old Folke' Party Games
 
The Top Old Fart Games: 10. Musical Recliners 9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta 8. Hide and Go Pee 7. Simon Says something Incoherent 6. Doc, Doc Goose 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse says Bend Over 4. Kick the Bucket 3. 20 Questions Shouted into ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 5 fois
 94 - The stir of the town!
 
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying, This is amazing. How do you do it at your age? He answered, You' ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 3 fois
 95 - Try this on honey!
 
A man goes to Frederick's of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find. The woman behind the counter goes and gets an outfit. This is $200, she says. I want one that's more sheer, says he. This one is $350. I want it ev ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 5 fois
 96 - Old vs. Young!
 
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow, green, orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes. The old man just stared at him. The boy sai ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 6 fois
 97 - The Missing Toupee!
 
The Missing Toupee! On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers were unloading to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in his ear, Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed! The driver did ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 1 fois
 98 - I can hear clearly now...
 
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day. Mary: Are you wearing it now? Dave: Yup. Cost me four thousand dollars, but it's top of the line. Mary: Wow! What kind is it? Dave: Twelve-thirty. ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 6 fois