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 1 - Odd One Out
 
Q: Which is the odd one out - a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman? A: The TV because all the others leak when they're fucked! ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 59 fois
 2 - In an elevator!
 
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown. The sma ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 75 fois
 3 - Two Whores
 
Two whores were talking shop... Why is it, asked Sharon, that I get as many customers as you, and yet you seem to make a lot more money than me? Well, I'll let you in on a little trick, said Tracy. What I do is, before I go out, I take a rubber band ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 61 fois
 4 - To My Dear Spouse...
 
O MY DEAR WIFE, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too ti ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 62 fois
 5 - What do you call a...
 
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos? The Scenic Root. ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 58 fois
 6 - Little Red Riding Hood
 
Once upon a time Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest to her grandmother's house. She was carrying a basket full of wonderful goodies for her and her grandmother to eat... she also had a big gun to protect herself in the woods. One day ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 63 fois
 7 - What's the difference?
 
What's the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well, one shucks between fits. What's the difference between a nun and a fat lady? One's tryin to diet, and the other's dyin to try it... ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 39 fois
 8 - Hollow
 
Why can't a ghost have sex?? Because he has a hollow weenie! ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 44 fois