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 41 - Penis holding
 
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an elderly man looking down on her. She smiled and asked him what he wanted. To get straight to the point, I know we are old and can no longer pleasure in sexual activity, but I was wondering if ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 7 fois
 42 - Thermometers
 
What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 43 - The Vet Delivers
 
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He wanted to go on a fishing trip so he called the vet and asked him to look after things while he was gone. The vet asked, Is anything happening? The doctor replied, Mrs. Jones ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 9 fois
 44 - Bouncing Baby
 
A young mother had just given birth to a newborn baby and the nurse was congratulating her when the doctor came in bouncing the baby from hand to hand like a basketball. Here's your baby, maam says the doctor. The doctor then throws the baby on the ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 45 - The Bowl of Chili
 
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn't stopped for lunch or anything and he was getting REAL hungry. He sees this diner and pulls in, walks up to the counter and sits down by this old biker who was staring at a steamin ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 6 fois
 46 - Good/Bad Car Accident
 
Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 7 fois
 47 - when you die you ask him..read it its worth it
 
this one kid was learning about whales in class. the teacher says whales cant actualy open their mouth that wide, so they cant even swallow a human. Then a kid says But joana got swallowed by a whale. Then the teacher says well that didnt really happen. ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 9 fois