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 61 - God Does Have A Sense of Humor
 
A man was praying to God. He said, God!? God responded, Yes? And the guy said, Can I ask a question? Go right ahead, God said. God, what is a million years to you? God said, A million years to me is only a second. Hmmm, the man wondered. Then he asked ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 62 - Three Hymns
 
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 63 - Abstinence
 
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor says, We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks. All the couples agreed a ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 64 - Dead dog
 
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which he loved and doted on. After many long years of companionship, the dog finally died so Muldoon went to the parish priest: Father, my dear old dog is dead. Could you be saying a ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 65 - Mercy Hospital
 
Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart surgery. The operation went well and, as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Nun, who was waiting by his bed. Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 0 fois
 66 - Coffee Klatch
 
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father. The second Catholic woman chirps, My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 0 fois
 67 - A Miracle
 
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they don't know what to do. About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor s ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 68 - Come In
 
A Jehovah's Witness knocked on the front door of a home, and heard a faint,high pitched, Come In. He tried the door and it was locked, so he went around to the back door. He knocked again and heard again the high pitched Come In. As he entered the kit ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois