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 51 - Monk of little words.
 
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict sect. The head monk told him, at his indoctrination, that they were sworn to TOTAL silence. They could not speak one word at all. However, every ten years, they would ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 52 - Red Phone
 
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone sitting on his desk. What's that for?, he asked. Oh, that's the direct line to the Lord said the Pope. The visitor said, Wow, how much is a call? The Pope answered, $2,000 per minute. ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 11 fois
 53 - Princess Di and Mother Theresa
 
You know how Princess Diana and Mother Theresa died around about the same time? Well they both went up to heaven. St. Peter met them at the entrance to the pearly gates. He said You both must show me something to prove your worth, going into heaven. M ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 6 fois
 54 - Forget it buddy!
 
A drunk stumbles into a confessional. The priest hears him come in, but then he doesn't hear anything, so the priest knocks on the wall. The drunk says, Forget it, buddy, there's no paper in this one, either!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 55 - God & The Two Gifts
 
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles left over. He came to Adam & Eve & said, I have two things left. One is the gift to piss while standing up. Adam got very excited: Oh, that would be so great, I would really like th ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois
 56 - Don\'t Step On The Ducks...
 
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first one to go into the pearly gates and meet God. Hello Sarah, it is so nice to see you here God said to her. Please make yourself at home and do whatever you want. Slide down t ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 57 - The Preist and the Nun
 
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel. All of a sudden, the camel dies, and their only transportation is gone. The nun and the Priest are now doomed to die, and they decide to just sit and talk and confess some things...during ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois