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 81 - Wedding Toast 3
 
Don't go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get a Weak End (Weekend). Don't keep him in the dog house too often or he might give his bone to the woman next door. Don't Spring on the Inner-Spring this Spring or there will be an Off ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 2 fois
 82 - Wedding Toasts 4
 
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. I tried a mail order bride, once, but she was damaged in the mail, and I had to return the unused part for my full refund. I want ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 1 fois
 83 - Wedding Toasts 5
 
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like buying a house just because you like the way it's painted. My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, and so made sure that she would stay, in better spirits ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 2 fois
 84 - Wedding Toasts 6
 
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, I've found a woman just like mother! His father replied, So what do you want from me, sympathy? The high divorce rates in America indicate that the U.S. is still the Land of the Free, but you ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 1 fois
 85 - Wedding Definitions
 
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 2) A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free. 3) A man who every morning comes to work from a different direction. 4) A man who never makes the same mistake once. 5) A nice gu ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 2 fois
 86 - Murphys Law on Love and Sex
 
Don't worry. I've had a vasectomy/hysterectomy. I won't come in your mouth, I promise. I'm not really married. It's only a cold sore. Looks aren't important to me. I like you for your personality. Size isn't important. This won't hurt, I promise. We don't ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 2 fois
 87 - Why Mothers Cry
 
If it's true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at weddings! ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 2 fois
 88 - Married at a Nudist Colony
 
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony? They wanted everyone to be sure who the best man was! ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 2 fois

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