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 71 - Don't Say to Pregnant Wife
 
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound 1) Thirsty? 2) Where did the extra set of arms come from? 3) Why does it look so much like a lizard? 4) So, what are the characteristics of hermaphroditism? 5) Could we do that again? The nur ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 4 fois
 72 - Don't Do To Wife In Labor
 
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The Delivery Room 1) Clip your toenails. 2) Read a Playboy magazine. 3) Tell the doctor that you want the afterbirth to have it bronzed. 4) Flirt with the nurse. 5) Watch a football game on your ...
 
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 73 - Marriage Quotes 1
 
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. - Elizabeth Ashley Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. - Jim Backus No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at ...
 
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 74 - Imagine this.
 
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her husband to spice things up. She replied, You mean imagine that it's good?! ...
 
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 75 - Marriage Quotes 2
 
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Prof. Irwin Corey Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn themselves to a life of vinegar. - Countess of Blessington I'v ...
 
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 76 - Marriage Quotes 3
 
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. - Sacha Guitry When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry An ideal wife is one who ...
 
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 77 - Marriage Quotes 4
 
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx I was ...
 
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 78 - Marriage Quotes 5
 
Love, you can't start it like a car, you can't stop it with a gun. - George Bernard Shaw One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: Give little, give seldom, and above all, give grudgingly. Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriag ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 1 fois

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