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 31 - Preganat wife? Avoid these!
 
Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant: 17. I finished the Oreos. 16. Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds. 15. Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby..!! 14. I s ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois
 32 - The 5 toughest questions!
 
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers... The questions are: 1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you do if I died? Wha ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 4 fois
 33 - Parents alert
 
Parents: Be nice to your children, they choose your nursing home.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 34 - Honeymoon Over
 
Bridegroom: Dear, we've been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We've been in our apartment now for nearly a month. Isn't it time we were alone? Bride: But darling, we are alone, aren't we? Bridegrom: What I mean is, when can we get your mother ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 35 - Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
 
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He says to him, Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if I ask how you got yours? Other guy: We ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 36 - The Perfect Woman would say...
 
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste. 2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! 4. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, an ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 37 - Oh la la!
 
A couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as the guy slides all the way down his chair and out of sight. The woman across from him seems to not notice. The waitress comes over and says, Excuse me ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 8 fois
 38 - Wedding
 
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long, it was on-her and off-er!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 11 fois