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 1 - Two Rednecks
 
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, said lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a poll-ice roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!! Don't worry, Bu ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 88 fois
 2 - Redneck honeymoon.
 
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night the hillbilly anxiously jumps into bed to wait for his wife to get herself ready for a little romance. His new bride comes out of the bathroom in a sexy negligee and says Hon ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 19 fois
 3 - The Cowboy Code
 
THE COWBOY CODE 1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a lady, although he may leave it on if she works in a saloon. 2. A cowboy says EXCUSE ME, MA'AM, when leaving a lady's presence. 3. A cowboy says PARDON ME, MA'AM, ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 21 fois
 4 - Hickbonics!
 
Atlanta School Board The Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over Ebonics, has decided to designate Southern slang, or Hickphonics, as a language to be taught in all Southern schools. Here are excerpts from the Hickphonics/English dicti ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 25 fois
 5 - What is a country song played backwards?
 
What is a country song played backwards? Your wife gets back with you, your dog comes back to life, your car starts, you get your job back and life is great.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 21 fois
 6 - Two hilbillies...
 
A lady walks into a restaraunt and orders the blue plate special. It's the chicken. She's eating for about 5 minutes, and suddenly she starts choking on a bone. Two hillbillies at the next table decided to help. One of them had an idea and wispered it ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 13 fois
 7 - Kentucky Kid
 
A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad... Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my class that can count to ten. Why do you rec'un so? Why that's because your from Kentucky son. The dad responses. The next day the kid gets home from sch ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 20 fois
 8 - Not so wise
 
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a convenience store on the edge of town, I asked the lad ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 10 fois