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 41 - I\\\\\\\'m A Wheelbarrow
 
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don't let people push you around.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 9 fois
 42 - I\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'m A Curtain
 
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 4 fois
 43 - Two Corpuscles
 
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet? They loved in vein!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 44 - New Drug
 
Did you here about the pharmaceutical company? They developed a new drug that, when administered to women, compels them to go join a convent and become a nun. The FDA refused to license it, though. Seems it was habit-forming.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 45 - Be Bolder
 
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on the beach. The marriage counselor told him, If you wish to save your marriage, you'd better be a little boulder.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 10 fois
 46 - Jellofied
 
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife. She had him arrested for carrying a congealed weapon!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 5 fois
 47 - Black Eye
 
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye? Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by a guided muscle with a knucklear warhead!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 4 fois