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 91 - Doctor! Doctor!
 
A woman goes to the doctor's and says, Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me. Every time I go to the bathroom, DIMES come out! The doctor tells her to relax, go home, rest with her feet up and come back in a week. A week later the woman returns and sa ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 5 fois
 92 - Calling the shots.
 
I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office the other day when the doctor started yelling, Typhoid! Tetanus! Measles! I went up to the nurse and asked her what was going on. She told me that the doctor liked to call the shots. ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 12 fois
 93 - The talking peanut.
 
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking, he notices a peanut jump out of the dish before him. The peanut proceeds to talk, 'hey there buddy,' it hollers, 'you're looking mighty fine tonight!' The guy can't believe what he is see ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 8 fois
 94 - Cockroach at the door.
 
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing there. The cockroach immediately punched him between the eyes and scampered off. The next evening, the man was sitting a ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 13 fois
 95 - The String in the bar.
 
Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. 'sorry' said the barman, 'we don't serve pieces of string in here' and with that he threw the two pieces of string out. Outside, one of the pieces of string ruffeled himself up, tied himself in ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 4 fois
 96 - Questions & Answer Quickies!
 
Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? A.) They're hiring. Q.) What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A.) Dam. Q.) How do crazy people go through the forest? A.) They take the psycho path. Q.) What do ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 2 fois
 97 - I'm a Fun-gi!
 
There's this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is one beer. So he goes up to the bar, hops up on the stool and asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender: Sorry mister, can't give it to ya. Mushroom: C'mon, just one beer..please? Bart ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 1 fois
 98 - This is so dumb - it's funny!
 
There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly, and she was absolutely gorgeous. He began to like her a ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 2 fois