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 1 - Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
 
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey.Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas Cards. December 2 Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas message for answering machine. December 3 Using cand ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 46 fois
 2 - Directions for making fruitcake.
 
How to make a fruitcake!: --------------------------------- 1 C water 1 C sugar 4 large eggs 2 C dried fruit 1 tsp. baking soda 1 tsp. salt 1 C brown sugar Lemon juice Nuts 1 FULL bottle of your favorite whiskey Directions: ------------- ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 18 fois
 3 - Bloomingdales!
 
A woman from New York was getting her affairs in order. She prepared her will and made her final arrangements. As part of these arrangements she met with her Rabbi to talk about what type of funeral service she wanted, etc. She told her rabbi she h ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 24 fois
 4 - The Stub
 
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta. As he approached the open door of the plane at the end of the jet way, a very attractive flight attendant was collecting boarding passes. As she reached toward him for his boardin ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 27 fois
 5 - The dyslexic satanist.
 
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship? Santa.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 24 fois
 6 - Rejected Hallmark Cards
 
REJECTED HALLMARK CARDS 1. So your Daughters a hooker and it spoiled your day... look on the bright side, she's a really good lay. 2. My tire was thumping... I thought it was flat... when I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat... Sorry. ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 18 fois
 7 - read all over
 
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Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 18 fois
 8 - A REALLY Bad Day - True Story!
 
A REALLY Bad Day So you think you're having a bad day. The following is taken from a Florida newspaper: A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle a ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 27 fois