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 81 - Your very first time!
 
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid, and you shake your head bravely and mumble no. He has had mo ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 5 fois
 82 - Long list of annoyances!
 
*** Things that can and do bother the normal person. *** Having to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thingy in the middle of them. The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle. The sam ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 83 - 4 new fathers.
 
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and proudly announced to the first man, Congratulations, sir. You're the father of twins! What a coincidence! I work for the Minne ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 4 fois
 84 - Sure signs that you\'re broke!
 
Sure signs that you're broke! 1. American Express calls and says: Leave home without it! 2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. 3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank. 4. You've rolled so many penni ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois
 85 - New rules for dieting!
 
New rules for dieting! 1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories. 2. If you drink a diet soda with candy, they cancel each other out. 3. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount. 4. Fo ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois
 86 - Snow shoveler\'s diary. (LONG JOKE)
 
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELER December 8: 6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window, watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois
 87 - Once upon a time!
 
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood,plastic - anything she touched would melt! Because of this, men were ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 7 fois
 88 - All I want for Cristmas...
 
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter to Santa. He started Dear Santa..., he thought No, I will go to a higher authority, so he decided to write a letter to Jesus. Dear Jesus, If you get me a bike for Chris ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 5 fois