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 71 - Even more facts of life...
 
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's ho ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 72 - Christmas Punnies!
 
What do elves learn in school? The ELF-abet. How many reindeer does Santa have? 11 (named below): Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph (the one with the red nose), Olive (all of the other reigndeer) and Al (Then ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 73 - Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren't
 
10. Reach in and grab the giblets! 9. Whew.....that's one terrific spread! 8. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist. 6. Talk about a huge breast! 5. And he forces his way into the end zone 4. ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 74 - Some famous lines in history!
 
As Jack the Ripper's mother said to her son, How come you never go out with the same girl twice? As Caesar said, Let me mix that salad! As Moses said to God, Let me see if I have it right - the Arabs get the oil and we get to cut off the tips of ou ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 75 - Guide to buy a man gifts!
 
Rules for Buying Gifts for Men Rule #1: When in doubt - buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one. I have a friend who owns 17 and he has yet to complain. As a man, you can never have too many cordless drills. No one knows wh ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 76 - Psychological Christmas Songs
 
Psychological Christmas Songs SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do You Hear What I Hear? MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We Three Kings Disoriented Are. DEMENTIA - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas. NARCISSISTIC - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me) MANIA - Deck ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 77 - This Santa is ticked off!
 
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in the chimneys, smelly socks, cross dogs, getting shot at, mistaken for a stork, driving all night in the snow - damn near got killed by a 747. Mrs. Clause is pissed off cause I got in so late. ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 78 - How the Angel got on the tree!
 
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip ... but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beg ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois