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 61 - Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
 
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK 1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! 'Cause when I got one... I got real snippy. 2. I heard you had herpes...and I feel terrible...I'd say Get well soon...but I know it's incurable. 3. My ti ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 62 - Rejected Public Holidays
 
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays 12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day 10 Make a Move on Your Secretary Day 9 Hallmark Card Day 8 Bring Your Handgun to Work Day 7 Newtsmas 6 Deadbeat Father's Day 5 Bad Hair Day 4 Put Your D ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 8 fois
 63 - Twas the night before X-mas
 
Twas the Night before X-mas T'was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissed He cussed out the elves and through down his list Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks I have a good mind to scrap the whole works I've busted my ass for ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois
 64 - Ebonics Xmas
 
Wuz de night befo Crismus An all ober de hood Everybody wuz sleepin' Day wuz sleepin' good. Everbody wuz sleepin' all tight in they beds Whilst Thunderbird Wine Danced in they heads I was passed out on de flo Right next to my Ma When I hea ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 8 fois
 65 - Neil Armstrong True Story
 
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only said his famous One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind statement, but followed it by several remarks - usual communication traffic between him, the other astr ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 8 fois
 66 - Things in Life I've Learned.
 
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and on ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 10 fois
 67 - Learn your ABC's - Mom Style!
 
A - Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. B - BATHROOM: A room used by the entire family, believed by all except Mom to be self-cleaning. C - COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 68 - Bad Jeeves...BAD!
 
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jeeves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening. As it turned out, however ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois