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 31 - The Facts of Life:
 
THE FACTS OF LIFE The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Money can't buy happiness...But it sure makes misery easier to live with. Nothing in the know ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois
 32 - Looking for A Name
 
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth dressed in her robe and walked down the hospital hallway to the nurses desk where she asked for a phone book. What are you doing out here! You should be in your room resting, the nu ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 33 - Why White?
 
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, Mommy, why does the girl wear white? His mom replies, The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life. The boys thinks about this, and then says, Well then, wh ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 34 - Why Black?
 
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown that surprised everyone. The pastor was a bit annoyed and asked her, Why are you dressed up in black? The woman replied, Well, that's because I'm not a virgin.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 35 - Locked Up
 
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. But, officer, the man began, I can explain. Just be quiet, snapped the officer. I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back. But, offi ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 36 - Traditional Service
 
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding. When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a traditional service, they opted for the contemporary. On the big day, a major storm forced the groom to take an alternate ro ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 37 - Wedding Announcement
 
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began passing out big cigars and candy, both tied with blue ribbons. When asked what the occasion was, she proudly displayed a new diamond solitaire ring on her third finger, left ha ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 38 - Make Him Happy
 
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. Mom, she said, I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy. The mother took a deep breath and began, When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois