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 91 - I'd Love To But...(Pt II)
 
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to. I'D LOVE TO BUT... ...I did my own thing and now I've got to undo it. ...I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products. ...I have to floss my pets. ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 3 fois
 92 - I'd Love To But...(Pt IV)
 
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won't be invited out again! (unless of course your married an the wife makes you go!) I'D LOVE TO BUT... ... I changed the lock on my door and now I can't get out. ... I feel a song c ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 10 fois
 93 - I'd Love To But...(Pt III)
 
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don't wanna go to. I'D LOVE TO BUT... ... I have to go to court for kitty littering. ... I have to jog my memory. ... I have to knit some dust bunnies for a charity bazaar. ... ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 8 fois
 94 - 1970 and year 2000.
 
Isn't this the truth!... 1970: Long Hair 2000: Longing for hair 1970: The perfect high. 2000: The perfect high yield mutual fund. 1970: Keg. 2000: EKG. 1970: Acid Rock. 2000: Acid Reflux. 1970: Moving to California because it's cool. 2 ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 13 fois
 95 - Create a Hallmark Moment!
 
Greeting cards are getting expensive, so why not design your very own Hallmark Moment with some these sayings: I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind. I must admit, you brought religi ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 6 fois
 96 - My very first time!
 
The night was young, the moon was high, We were alone just she and I. Her hair was soft her eyes were blue, I new just what she wanted me to do, Her skin was smooth her legs were fine. I ran my finger down her spin. I don't know how but i trie ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 18 fois
 97 - Triplets
 
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her in the stomach three times. Her docter told her that he couldn't perform surgery because it would be too risky. All was well for 16 years whe ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 4 fois
 98 - Naughty Night Before Christmas
 
The Naughty Night Before Christmas Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both gone, and my wife was in heat. The doors were all bolted, the phone off the hook, It was time for some nooky, by hook or by crook. Momma in her ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 1 fois