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 1 - Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
 
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey.Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and use as a sleigh to hold Christmas Cards. December 2 Have Mormon Tabernacle Choir record outgoing Christmas message for answering machine. December 3 Using candl ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 100 fois
 2 - Directions for making fruitcake.
 
How to make a fruitcake!: --------------------------------- 1 C water 1 C sugar 4 large eggs 2 C dried fruit 1 tsp. baking soda 1 tsp. salt 1 C brown sugar Lemon juice Nuts 1 FULL bottle of your favorite whiskey Directions: -------------- ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 54 fois
 3 - Bloomingdales!
 
A woman from New York was getting her affairs in order. She prepared her will and made her final arrangements. As part of these arrangements she met with her Rabbi to talk about what type of funeral service she wanted, etc. She told her rabbi she ha ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 64 fois
 4 - The Stub
 
An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta. As he approached the open door of the plane at the end of the jet way, a very attractive flight attendant was collecting boarding passes. As she reached toward him for his boarding ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 64 fois
 5 - The dyslexic satanist.
 
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship? Santa. ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 57 fois
 6 - Rejected Hallmark Cards
 
REJECTED HALLMARK CARDS 1. So your Daughters a hooker and it spoiled your day... look on the bright side, she's a really good lay. 2. My tire was thumping... I thought it was flat... when I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat... Sorry. ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 54 fois
 7 - A REALLY Bad Day - True Story!
 
A REALLY Bad Day So you think you're having a bad day. The following is taken from a Florida newspaper: A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle an ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 59 fois
 8 - Trick or Treat!
 
TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX 10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 52 fois