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 81 - Smooth Flying
 
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, What was the problem? The pilot was bothered by a noise ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 8 fois
 82 - Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
 
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It's $5 if you'll make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 8 fois
 83 - Bad Day?
 
When you're having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to piss you off, just remember: it takes 42 muscles to frown, and only 4 to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 4 fois
 84 - Mistakes
 
I never make the same mistake twice--I'm too busy making new ones.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 85 - Erudite Limerick
 
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim Ahead of my legions I invaded her regions I saw, I conquered, I came!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 9 fois
 86 - MasterCard for Men
 
You've all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial targeted just for men: (No offense ladies - just enjoy it for what it's worth) Cover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: 23.00 Table dance: $30. ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois
 87 - Defamation of character
 
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined. After the trial he asked the judge, Does this mean that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig? The judge said that was t ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 88 - Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
 
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 89 - Frog Blender
 
Q: What goes around at 150mph and is red and green? A: A frog in a blender.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 90 - Angry Doors
 
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Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 0 fois