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 21 - Military Wisdom!
 
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you. 2. Incoming fire has the right of way. 3. Don't look conspicuous: it draws fire. 4. The easy way is always mined. 5. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. 6. Professionals are predictable, it's th ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 22 - Learning to be tactful.
 
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One day he called a soldier in to the office and said Kramer, your grandmother died. The soldier fell apart. After he left, the colonel told the lieutenant, You could have ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 5 fois
 23 - Mind over matter!
 
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour unaccompanied to Alaska. The first night he got home, he exclaimed to his wife, Honey, I want you to know that I haven't wasted all this time alone. Instead, I've mastered the art of mind over ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois
 24 - Hidden in the Attic!
 
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession. The priest assured him that he would, and the two took up the customary positions on either side of the divider. Well, Father, began the old man, At the begi ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 4 fois
 25 - French Fighter Pilot
 
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says: Pierre, kiss me! Our hero grabs a bottle of Merl ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois
 26 - Standing Still
 
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. You simpleton! the officer barked. Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have e ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois
 27 - The General\\\'s Temperature
 
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady. For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both staff and the other patients, demanding attention and expecting his every order to be followed ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 4 fois
 28 - Sharing Hotel Rooms
 
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. You've got to have a room somewhere, he pleaded. Or just a bed, I don't care where. Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy, admitted the manager, and h ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 4 fois