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 1 - Always on Duty
 
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear: No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, Halt, who goes there? The chauff ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 63 fois
 2 - Hit Television Shows in Iraq
 
Hit Television Shows in Iraq: Husseinfeld Mad About Everything U.S. Military Secrets Revealed Suddenly Sanctions Allah McBeal Children Are Forbidden From Saying Anything Darndest Matima Loves Chachi The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show Buffy The Slayer of Y ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 60 fois
 3 - Battle on the Ocean
 
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, 'Bring me my red shirt!' The First Mate quickly retrieved the cap ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 55 fois
 4 - The Recruits
 
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for inspection. Hey johnson! yelled the drill instructor, those are the ugliest shoes i've ever seen! Yes, sir the young man answered. Those shoes are really really ugly, right? ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 46 fois
 5 - Stand Still, Soldier!
 
Military training: During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. You simpleton! the officer barked. Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 49 fois
 6 - Saved Your Privates
 
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded in battle. Waking up from the anesthesia he sees his doctor standing at his bedside. So tell me Doc, what did you do to me? The doctor says, Son, we have some good news and some bad ne ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 49 fois
 7 - Sick and Pompous General
 
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady. For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both staff and the other patients, demanding attention and expecting his every order to be followed ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 48 fois
 8 - On the Train
 
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months when he was finally given a week of R&R. He caught a supply boat to a base in the south of England, then caught a train to London. The train was extremely crowded and he cou ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 46 fois