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 81 - The Marv Albert Song
 
Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear (to be sung to Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland) Lacy things - the wife is missin, Didn't ask - her permission, I'm wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' round in women's underwear. In the store - th ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 0 fois
 82 - Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If...
 
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month. He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles. You have a shuttle called Billy Joe Bob. He refers to Klingons as Critters. He refers to Photon Torpedoes as Popguns. He has the senso ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 83 - Cinderella and Alan
 
Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat called Alan for companionship. One sunny afternoon, out of nowhere, ap ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 0 fois
 84 - Thoughts From Women...
 
Thoughts From Women About Being A Woman The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. * Helen Hayes (at 73) I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrow. * Janette Barber Things are going to get a l ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 85 - Martha Stewart vs Me
 
Martha Stewart vs Me... Martha's way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. My way: Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake, you are probably lying on the couch with yo ...
 
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 86 - 13 Things Films Have Taught Us
 
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs to tell you exactly when it will go off. 2) Should you need to pass yourself off as a German officer it will not be necessary to speak the language, a convincing ac ...
 
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 87 - Quiz Show
 
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have to answer questions to win the cash prize. Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the game, but unf ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 0 fois
 88 - INVESTMENT ALERT!
 
Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola Bottling Group (NYSE PBG) as a power beverage, suitable for use as-is, or a mixer, under the name Mount and Do. ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois