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 61 - Andy Rooney Quotes
 
Andy Rooney Quotes: Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. I am in shape. Round's a shape! Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of al ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 5 fois
 62 - Turmoil In Heaven
 
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair with a former worshiper. The scandal was begun when a 21 year old woman, known only as Mary, claimed that she had given birth to God's only son last week in a barn in t ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 10 fois
 63 - Worlds
 
25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O.J. Simpson 24. THE ENGINEER'S GUIDE TO FASHION 23. TO ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen DeGeneres 22. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REALITY AND DILBERT 21. HUMAN RIGHTS ADVANCES IN CHINA 20. THI ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 10 fois
 64 - The Bobbitt Hillbillies!
 
Ballad of the Bobbitt Hillbillies! Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies: Here's a little story of a man named John A poor ex-marine with a little fraction gone It seems one night after gettin' with the wife She lopped off his schlong with a swi ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 0 fois
 65 - New business mergers!
 
New business mergers! Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants: New company will be called - Poupon Pants. (my warped sense of humor loves this one!:) Knott's Berry Farms and National Organization of Women: New company will be called - Knott NOW!!!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 66 - Interview with a Pirate!
 
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking for juicy stories of excitement and derring-do. He told Red, I'm sure my readers would love to hear the tale behind your pegleg. Well, I was thrown from the ship during ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 6 fois
 67 - Movie Ratings Explained
 
G: Nobody gets the girl. PG: The Good Guy Gets The Girl. R: The Bad Guy Gets The Girl. X: Everybody Gets The Girl. XXX: Everybody gets the girl, her mother, and their cock-er spaniel.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 0 fois
 68 - Classified Ad Bloopers!
 
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers: Free Yorkshire Terrior. 8 years-old. Hateful little dog. ---------------------------------- Free Puppies: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel 1/2 Sneaky Neighbor's Dog ------------------------ ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 0 fois