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 81 - The Brass Rat
 
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he chose a brass rat and brought it up to the counter. The proprietor said, that will be $10 for the brass rat and $1,000 for the story behind it. The man said, 'Thanks, but I'll ju ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 4 fois
 82 - Giving up drugs!
 
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weeken ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois
 83 - The kind lawyer!
 
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. Why are you eating grass? he asked one man. We don't have any mone ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 10 fois
 84 - Up in Heaven
 
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven. When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who then says, Sorry, heaven's crowding up, so you need to answer a question correctly, or else you can't get in. He looks at the teacher ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 10 fois
 85 - Courtroom Chaos
 
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and was found guilty. Just before he was taken away, the man looked the judge in the eye and said, Would it be okay if I called you a son of a bitch? The judge's face went red and he roared, ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 6 fois
 86 - The Divorce...
 
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer. During the process, the Judge asked him to explain his actions. Your Honor, replied the defendant, that man represented me in a bitter divorce. One day he said my property settlement hearing was ab ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 5 fois
 87 - In the courtroom...
 
A man is in court. The Judges says,on the 3rd August you are accused of killing your wife by beating her to death with a hammer, how do you plead? Guilty, said the man in the dock. At this point a man at the back of the court stood up and shouted Y ...
 
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 88 - The Lawyer and the Roadkill
 
Q: What\'s the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 5 fois