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 61 - Drowning Lawyer
 
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 62 - Getting a date.
 
There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, It's simple. I just say, I'm a lawyer. So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said No, he told her that it w ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 6 fois
 63 - Lawyer hit by a car
 
A lawyer's car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting out to see what was the matter, a reckless driver swerved taking off the whole car door and knocking the lawyer to the ground. A passing police car pulled over. As the policeman got ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois
 64 - Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
 
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven? The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street.Saint Peter ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 5 fois
 65 - EMT response times.
 
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance teamâ??s response times. â??Since we installed our new satellite navigation system,â? bragged one, â??weâ??ve cut our emergency response time by ten pe ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois
 66 - A lawyers tomstone.
 
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a lawyer. The inscriber insisted that such an inscription would be confusing, for passersby would tend to think t ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 4 fois
 67 - Actual Court Sayings!
 
30 things people actually said in court Question 1. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th Q: What year? A: Every year. Question 2. Q: What gear were you in the moment of impact? A: Gucci sweets and Reeboks. Question 3. Q: This mya ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 4 fois
 68 - Early shopping trip.
 
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, What are you charged with? Doing my Christmas shopping early sir, replied the defendant. Well that's not an crime, said the judge! How early were you doing this shopping? ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois