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 41 - COYOTE vs ACME
 
In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge Lance Ito, Presiding Wile E. Coyote, Plaintiff -vs.- Acme Company, Defendant Opening statement of Mr. Harold Schoff, attorney for Mr. Coyote: My c ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 6 fois
 42 - Laws of Life
 
Katz's Law: Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other possibilities have been exhausted. Churchill's Commentary on Man: Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and con ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 6 fois
 43 - Lawyer's Translation
 
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his capture, and an enterprising Texas ranger decided to track him down. After a lengthy search, he traced the ban ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 8 fois
 44 - Giving
 
The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red Cross. The chairman of the Red Cross, Mr. Wilson, called on the lawyer, hoping to convince him to make a donation. You made over $600,000 last year but you haven't given anythi ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 4 fois
 45 - Freedom Cost Him An Arm
 
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an of ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 5 fois
 46 - Lawyer and Sperm
 
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm? At least a sperm has a one in one million chance of becoming a human being. ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 5 fois
 47 - Short Lawyer Jokes I
 
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but at least there will be no problem with fee-splitting. Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A: A Doberman pinscher. Q: Why should lawyers wear lots of sunscreen whe ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 4 fois
 48 - Short Lawyer Jokes II
 
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. I'm as sober as you are, your honor, the man claimed. The judge replied, Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 4 fois