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 31 - Bill
 
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 32 - Gigolo
 
Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 33 - 2 2
 
A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked How much is 2 2? The housewife replies: Four!. The accountant says: I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time. The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 5 fois
 34 - Explaination
 
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. Tim, you be first, she said. What does your mother do all day? Tim stood up and proudly said, She's a doctor. That's wonderful. How about you, Amie? Amie shyly stood up ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 5 fois
 35 - St. Peter
 
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was, and greeted ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 5 fois
 36 - Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't:
 
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't... Have you looked through her briefs? He is one hard judge! Counselor, let's do it in chambers. His attorney withdrew at the last minute. Is it a penal offense? Better leave the handcuffs on. For $200 a ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 37 - Attorney Hunting Rules
 
A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS 372.01 - Any person with a valid California state rodent or deer hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sporting (non-commercial) purposes. 372.02 - Taking ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois
 38 - Notice of a Class Action Suit
 
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based Unit, Model # Homo Sapiens. The following is a list of constant problems: - A constant whining whenever the brain disengages after debating the virtues of the automobile selec ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois