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 41 - Two guys standing at the urinal.
 
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed glanced over and noticed that Ted's penis was twisted like a corkscrew. Blimey, Ed said. I've never seen one like that before! Like what? Ted said. All twisted like a pigs tail Ed said. ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 5 fois
 42 - Siamese Twins in England
 
Why did the Siamese twins move to England? So the other one could drive.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 4 fois
 43 - Betting
 
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Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 44 - The Frog Scientist
 
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond to commands. He tells a frog to jump. The frog jumps 30 feet. He writes in his log book, frog jumps 30 feet. Then he cuts off one leg. He gives the same command to frog. It ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 12 fois
 45 - Literal Actions
 
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All of a sudden, they start masturbating furiously, until the bar owner comes along and screams, HEY, what the FUCK are you guys doing?! .. and one of the guys says, the sign says: FIRST COM ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 5 fois
 46 - Blind man
 
I was walking into the store the other day when I saw this blind man an his seeing eye dog. Suddenly, the man grabs the dogs leash, and starts swinging the dog around his head. I walked up and said Hey, what the hell are you doin? The blind man said ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 5 fois
 47 - Drunk
 
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says, You have to take a Breathalyzer test. The guy says, I can't. I have asthma, and it'll start me on a coughing fit. The cop says, Then I have to give you a blood test. The guy says, Yo ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 48 - Officer Involved Shooting
 
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her car into the nearest self-service gas station. She forgot to put out the cigarette she was smoking as she began to pump her gas, so she flicked it away. A spark landed on her hand and t ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 6 fois

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