452 - Ass Stretcher   A woman is speeding to work because she is late. A trooper pulls her over for speeding,and says where are you off to in such a hurry? She says im late for work. The officer replys what do you do? She says im an ass stretcher. He says whats that? Im ...   Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 2 fois