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 21 - Top 10 rejection lines by women!
 
TOP 10 REJECTION LINES GIVEN BY WOMEN (and what they actually mean) 10. I think of you as a brother.. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in Deliverance.) 9. There's a slight difference in our ages.. (I don't want to do my dad) ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois
 22 - Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
 
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean... 10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.) 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.) 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.) ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 6 fois
 23 - What\\\'s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
 
What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois
 24 - How many women does...?
 
How many women does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 4 fois
 25 - Wife and your job?
 
What's the difference between your wife and your job? After 5 years your job will still suck.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois
 26 - Male Stages of Life
 
Stages of Life THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 bourbon 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox AGE SEDUCTION LINE 17 My parents are away for the weekend. 25 My girlfriend is ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 10 fois
 27 - Female Stages of Life
 
THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser AGE EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 9 fois
 28 - Men are like...
 
Men are like department stores.... their clothes should always be half off. Men are like vacations.... they never seem to be long enough. Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory. Men are like coolers... load the ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 9 fois