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 81 - Wrong Operation
 
One Polish surgeon asks another: How did that appendectomy go? Appendectomy? shrieks the other. I though it was an autopsy!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 82 - Looking Great
 
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he shows up in a limo, and he's sitting in the doctor's office in a rented tuxedo with black tie. The doctor says, I've done a lot of these, but I've never seen a limo and tuxedo ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 0 fois
 83 - Brain Operation
 
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law that you have to be Polish in order to marry someone that is Polish, so, in other words, he'd have to have 50% of his brain removed. So he goes to his doctor and says, I've just got t ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 0 fois
 84 - Polish Medical Dictionary
 
The Polish Medical Dictionary: Anti-Body - against everyone Artery - study of paintings Bandages - The Rolling Stones Bacteria - what to do when treatment fails Botulism - tendency to make mistakes Bowel - letters lik A E I O or U Caesarean Section - a ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 0 fois
 85 - Bad Breath
 
A man is forced to seek a doctor's advice because his breath smells terrible. The doctor examines him and says: Either stop biting your nails or stop scratching your hemorrhoids!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois
 86 - Forever Patient
 
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. You've been billing us for weekly house calls to Mr.Ivanov for the last six months. Haven't you noticed that Mr.Ivanov has passed away? Sure I noticed! He was my favorite patient, I visit hi ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 87 - Money On the Side
 
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a Soviet emigre surgeon? He sewed up the wrong hole, so now she's making money on the side.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 88 - Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
 
The Vancouver [British Columbia] Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline United States Hospital costs prove 40% less in Canada by Daniel Haney, AP Science writer Washington - Hospitals cost almost 40 per cent more in the United States ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois

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