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81 - Editing the Prescription
The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will. That is very kind of you, said the d ...
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
Submitted by :
RickY RocK
Joke Viewed : 1 fois
82 - Ouch!
A doctor is standing in the hall of a hospital talking with a colleague when suddenly one of his patients runs down the hall in his hospital gown screaming at the top of his lungs. Right behind the patient is a nurse carrying a pan of steaming, boilin ...
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
Submitted by :
RickY RocK
Joke Viewed : 1 fois
83 - Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains: Doctor, when I wasn't married, I had six abortions, and now I got married and can't get pregnant. Well said the doctor, It's possible you don't breed in captivity!
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
Submitted by :
RickY RocK
Joke Viewed : 2 fois
84 - Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells him to pull down his pants and to swing his genitals in the window. What does this have to do with my throat? Nothing, I just hate the neighbors!
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
Submitted by :
RickY RocK
Joke Viewed : 1 fois
85 - Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife quickly called the doctor and said, Doctor, please come quickly. My husband just swallowed a mouse and he's gagging and thrashing about. I'll be right over, the doctor said. In the ...
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
Submitted by :
RickY RocK
Joke Viewed : 1 fois
86 - Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, Doc, I would like to live very long. What should I do? I think that is a wise decision, the doctor replies. Let's see, do you smoke? Oh.. Half a pack a day. Starting NOW, no more smoking. The man agrees. The doct ...
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
Submitted by :
RickY RocK
Joke Viewed : 0 fois
87 - Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse. Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday, she says. The doctor ad ...
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
Submitted by :
RickY RocK
Joke Viewed : 0 fois
88 - Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor questions her, There must be something you're doing that you haven't told me. Can you think of anything that might be doing this to your knees ...
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
Submitted by :
RickY RocK
Joke Viewed : 0 fois
89 - Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions, about symptoms, how long had they been occurring, etc., when she interrupted him: Hey look, I'm a vet - I don't need to ask my patients these kind ...
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
Submitted by :
RickY RocK
Joke Viewed : 5 fois
90 - Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decides to replace the missing ball with an onion. Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup. How's your sex life? the d ...
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
Submitted by :
RickY RocK
Joke Viewed : 4 fois
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