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 71 - Bit by Bit
 
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place! Doctor: I am, bit by bit!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 10 fois
 72 - Who\\\'s God?
 
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 11 fois
 73 - Long Life
 
Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be 80. Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now. Doctor: See, what did I tell you!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 6 fois
 74 - Getting Better
 
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But to be sure, let me feel your wallet...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 6 fois
 75 - Be Patient
 
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates and checks him in. After he's registered, St. Peter says to him, Look at the time: you must be hungry! Heaven Cafeteria is serving lunch, why don't you get yourself something to ea ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 8 fois
 76 - Death
 
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 9 fois
 77 - Dead Plants
 
Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 9 fois
 78 - Get Sober!
 
As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, I can't find a cause for your complaint. Frankly, I think it's due to drinking. In that case, said the patient, I'll come back when you're sober!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 5 fois