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 91 - Zactly
 
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked her to go out. Guys came up to her and turned away. She wondered why this would happen. So she went to her doctor and told him what was going on. She thought that maybe there wa ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 7 fois
 92 - The infertile patient!
 
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple decided to try artificial insemination. When the woman showed up at the clinic, she was told to undress from the waist down, get on the table and place her ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 7 fois
 93 - New Experience
 
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for a vasectomy was instead given a sex change operation. The doctors gathered at his bed afterwards to tell him the bad news. Ohhhh no!!! the patient wailed, I'll never be able to e ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 5 fois
 94 - Hard Transplant
 
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds. Excuse me, he said, have you lost something? No, replied one of the doctors. We're doing a heart transplant for an income-tax inspector and want ...
 
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 95 - Ethical Code for Patients
 
A Code Of Ethical Behavior For Patients 1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort. Involvement with the patient's suffering might cause him to lose valuable scientific objectivity. 2. Be cheerful at all times. Your doctor leads a bus ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 7 fois
 96 - The Doctors
 
Nowadays there's little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches Doctor to his name He may be a chiropractor Or a painless tooth extractor He's entitled to the title just the same. Or perhaps he is a preacher Or a lecturer or teacher, Or ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 5 fois
 97 - Gas Attack
 
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas. Since she came from a generation when people didn't even talk about this kind of problem it took a long time for her to seek help. Finally, however, she was persuaded to ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 6 fois
 98 - Headaches
 
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went to a doctor. After a thorough exam, the physician called the fellow into his office and said, Well, I'm not exactly sure what is causing your headaches, but we've f ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 7 fois