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 51 - Go for Gold
 
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he shows his wife the purchase he just made. Olympic condoms?, she blurts, What makes them so special? They're in three colours, h ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 52 - Put-Downs
 
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you! Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one! Baptists: only trouble is, they don't hold them under long enough. A man's got to do what a man's got t ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 53 - Harrassment
 
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this she can't stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tel ...
 
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 54 - The Dreams
 
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days. The next morning they got up and were still not talking. The wife broke the silence by saying she had a dream last night. The husband asked her about what. She said she had a dream she was at an a ...
 
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 55 - Rectum Stretcher
 
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill. Looking incredulously at the bill, the collector, in a snappy tone, exclaimed I can't break this! I need exact change. Come on buddy. Jack pleaded, Can't you give me a break, jus ...
 
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 56 - If Airlines Sold Paint
 
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . . Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer: Can you give me a guess? Is there an average price? Clerk: Our lowest price is $12 a gallon, and we have 60 ...
 
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 57 - Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
 
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a fucking jerk. Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) - You are ...
 
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 58 - Santa Claus
 
Once upon a time there was a perfect woman, and a perfect man. One day they met and fell in love. As the time past on this perfect couple they got married. After a perfect wedding they got in their perfect car and starting driving up a perfect winding ro ...
 
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