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 81 - Computer gender war!
 
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in Eng ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 5 fois
 82 - Addicted to AOL!
 
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line? Please respond within 10 minutes, or you will be logged off. 2. You have been on-line 135 minutes. Not to put any pressure on you,but there are OTHER people in the world who would ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 83 - Happily Addicted to the Web!
 
Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland) Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I'm happy--although My boss let me go-- Happily addicted to the Web. All night long, I sit clicking, Unaware ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 84 - Technological Doctor
 
One day, a man complained to his friend, My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor. His friend said, Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of y ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 85 - Can you relate to this!
 
Can any of you relate to these addiction quips? I sure can :) The last time you looked at the clock it was 11:30pm, and in what seems like only a few seconds later, your little sister runs past you to catch her 7am school bus. The remote to the T.V ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 86 - Where Am I!!!
 
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position a ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 87 - New viruses discovered!
 
This is deadly serious, so don't ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered and are wreaking havoc throughout the national system. Beware of... THE CLINTON Virus.... (Gives you a 6 Inch Hard Drive with NO memory) THE BOB DOLE (aka: VIA ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 88 - Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
 
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up by God... Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois