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 61 - Taking Dweebonics Classes
 
TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR KID IS TAKING DWEEBONICS CLASSES 10. They tilt their head sideways to smile. 9. When you ground them, they say, Your UI could really use some work. 8. They say, My dad can beat your dad at Quake. 7. Instead of laughing, the ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 62 - You Are A Geek If...
 
How do you know if you are a geek? Your computer cost $6,000 and your car cost $ 500.00
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 6 fois
 63 - Too Much Computer
 
YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG... When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits. When you are counting objects, you go 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D.... When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors. When ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 64 - Email Like Penis
 
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENIS Some folks have it, some don't. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. They think that those who don't have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives them power. They are wrong. Those who don't hav ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 65 - Computer Terms
 
486 - The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state - of - the - art computer you can't afford. Obsolete - Any computer you own. Microsecond - The time it takes for your State - of - the - art computer to become obsolete. Syntax Error - Hello, ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 6 fois
 66 - Read The Manual Please!
 
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICE Congratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine device that would give you thousands of years of trouble-free service, except that you undoubtedly will destroy it via some typical bone-head consu ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 6 fois
 67 - Computers - Male or Female
 
Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But, which gender should your PC be? Here are the top ten reasons why they have to be male. They have a lot of data, but they're sti ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 7 fois
 68 - New Viruses!
 
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB. AT&T VIRUS: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting. MCI VIRUS: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're p ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 6 fois