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 21 - Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
 
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by God.... Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you helped society enormously by putting a computer in almost eve ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 4 fois
 22 - Computer Acronyms
 
PCMCIA- People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN- It Still Does Nothing APPLE- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI- System Can't See It BASIC- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control IBM- I Blame Microsoft CD ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 7 fois
 23 - Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
 
January 1, 2000 Dear (enter employee name here) Re: Vacation Pay Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in l ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 8 fois
 24 - The Mouse
 
Why didn't the mouse cross the road? It's cord wasn't long enough! ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 4 fois
 25 - Answering Machine Messages
 
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers. (From a machine at a college dorm:) A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leav ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 6 fois
 26 - Remember when.....
 
Remember when........ A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show of note a window was something you hated to clean and ram was the cousin of a goat Meg was the name of my girlfriend and gig was a job for the nights now they all ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 1 fois
 27 - The Pearly Gates Computer
 
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not there, but a computer terminal is sitting next to the arch. He walks up to it and sees Welcome to www.Heaven.com. Please enter your User ID and Password to continue. He doesn't have either, ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 6 fois
 28 - New Computer Virus
 
Did you hear about the new computer virus? It's called the Lorena Bobbit Virus. Apparently, it turns your hard drive into a 3 1/2 inch floppy! ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 2 fois