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 51 - New Suit
 
The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral and, to her horror, finds that he's in his brown suit. She'd specifically said to the undertaker that she wanted him buried in his blue suit; she'd brought it especially for that oc ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 10 fois
 52 - Preparing for a Mammogram
 
The Mammogram This is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants to actually say the word breast. Mammograms require your breasts to do gymnastics. If you have extremely agile breasts, you should do fine. Most breasts however, pretty much han ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 53 - Ode To A Mammogram
 
For years 'n years they told me, Be careful of your breasts. Don't ever squeeze or bruise them, And give them monthly tests. So I heeded all their warnings And protected them by law. Guarded them very carefully, An always wore a bra. After thirty y ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 54 - Emersom
 
Guy-Knock, Knock Girl-Who's there? Guy-Emersom Girl-Emersom who? Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 5 fois
 55 - As Long As A Cat\'s Tail
 
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of them says, My cock is longer than that cat's tail. A bet is made, the bartender supplies a ruler, and the cat is roused and measured. But when the bartender begins the second measure ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 56 - Best Thing Out of...
 
What's the best thing to come out of a penis? The wrinkles!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 57 - Dumb Part
 
What's the dumbest part of a man's body? His penis. It has a head without a brain, it swings with two nuts, and it lives right around the corner from an asshole.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 58 - Penis Tax
 
New IRS Tax Policy GOVERNMENT NOTICE January 1, 1995 To: All Male Taxpayers From: IRS RE: Notice of Increase in Tax Payment Form 1040P The only thing the IRS has not yet taxed is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois