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 81 - A canadian in a Texas bar...
 
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar. He sits on this HUGE stool and says to the bartender' man, I heard things are big down here in Texas, but this is ridiculas!' and orders a mug of beer. He gets a pitcher of beer and asks the bartender, ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 82 - Crawling Home
 
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the bartender, I have to go home or the wife will be mad. (at this point he was loaded drunk) He climbed down from the bar stool, and fell flat on his face. The man then said I can't walk ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 83 - Who needs women
 
A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the man drinks one and pours the other shot in his hand, the man did this 3 times before the bartender finally asks him ----why is it you drink 1 shot and pour the other in your hand. The man ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois
 84 - Turnaround is fair play!
 
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while? She yells, No, I won't sleep with you tonight! Ever ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 0 fois
 85 - Signs that you may be a drunk!
 
*** Signs that you just might have a drinking problem. *** You lose arguments with inanimate objects. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth. Your job is interfering with your drinking. Your doctor finds traces of blood i ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 86 - The Telepathic Watch!
 
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, Is your date running late? No, he replies, I just ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 87 - Selling A Car
 
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Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 0 fois
 88 - Tough guy eh?
 
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to the bathroom. When she comes back she's crying. Her boyfriend asks her what happend. As I was leaving the bathroom, a big guy at the pool table said he wanted to kiss my breasts all night lon ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 1 fois