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 91 - Donkey Woman!
 
A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes a seat and the guy goes up to the bar. The barman goes over to the guy and asks him what he wants, the guy replies, I'll have a bottle of bud and an orange juice for the jackass. The barma ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 7 fois
 92 - The Fight!
 
Kelly limps into his favorite pub... My god! What happened to you? the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast. I got in a tiff with Riley, whispered Kelly to the beertender. Riley? He's just a wee fellow, the barkee ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 4 fois
 93 - Ostrich & Pussy Cat
 
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He walked up the the bar and said Beer for me, beer for the ostrich, whisky for the cat. They found a table, sat down and drank their drinks. Next it was the ostrichs round. He walked up to the b ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 7 fois
 94 - The Test!
 
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch. The bartender thinks this guy doesn't know the difference, so he pours a shot of 2-year old scotch. The patron takes one sip and spits it out. He promptly hollers at the bartender ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 4 fois
 95 - Betcha $500.00!
 
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender looks at the guy and asks: What's wrong with your tu ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 1 fois
 96 - The best bar in the world...
 
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Scotsman says, Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 5 fois
 97 - Trouble at the local bar...
 
A guy goes into a bar and says, Quick, gimme a beer before the trouble starts! The barman looks around the sleepy bar, shrugs and hands the guy a bottle of beer. The guy drinks it fast. Quick! gimme another beer before the trouble starts! The barman l ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 3 fois
 98 - Bartender Help
 
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms. The bartender obliged him. He the ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 3 fois