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 1 - The burglar and the parrot
 
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, Jesus is watching you. He nearly jumpe ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 64 fois
 2 - Roosters
 
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current rooster was still doing okay, but he was getting on in years, and the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt anything. So he buys a young cock from the local rooster emporium ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 34 fois
 3 - Frog meets a Psychic
 
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you. The frog says, This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what? No, says the psychic. Next semester in ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 32 fois
 4 - Camel betting
 
Two guys are on duty at a french foreign legion fort. One says to the other one, See that camel over there? I'll bet you I can make him jump 30 feet in the air. The other guy says No way. The first guy walks around to the back of the camel with tw ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 22 fois
 5 - The captain and the camel
 
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, What's the camel for?. The Ser ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 23 fois
 6 - The fly
 
The setting is a quiet and serene country stream weaving through the gentle hills of a grassy plain. All is quiet and still, and, lo, a small fly hovers a few inches above the quiet waters of the stream. Beneath the water floats a small fish. The fish ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 20 fois
 7 - The butcher and the dog-genius
 
A butcher in his shop, and he's real busy, and he notices a dog in the shop. He shoos him away. But later, he notices the dog is back again. So he goes over to the dog, and notices he has a note in his mouth. He takes the note, and it reads Can I have 12 ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 32 fois
 8 - Why firemen have dogs
 
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children fell to discussing the dog's duties. They use him to keep cr ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 24 fois

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