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 71 - The moral of the story is...
 
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump and eat it. There was a bear on the shore, he wanted the fly to drop six inches so the fish would jump and the bear could swipe the fish ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 9 fois
 72 - The cow?
 
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 5 fois
 73 - Soup you don\'t want to eat.
 
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin'off.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 6 fois
 74 - How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
 
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow? 9, four to hold the legs, four to hold the udders, and one to tell them when to move the cow up and down.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 5 fois
 75 - Chicken and the Egg
 
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up, smoking a cigarette, and says Well, I guess that answers THAT question!!!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 4 fois
 76 - Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
 
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit? Anywhere he wants!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 4 fois
 77 - Washing the Dog
 
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out a box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over and trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. No laundry the boy said, I'm going to wash my dog. ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 5 fois
 78 - Skunks
 
What do you call a pair of skunks that are 69'ing? OdorEaters!!!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 4 fois
 79 - Why did the punk cross the road?
 
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Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 12 fois