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 61 - why elephat si.....
 
Q.Why elephant sits on cars A.Becuse the floor is rough and sticky.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 5 fois
 62 - The stupid store Clerk
 
A lady walks in a pet store and asks how much is a puppy the clerk says they are $10 a piece and the lady says how much is a whole puppy.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 5 fois
 63 - Bear Hunter
 
This bloke goes bear hunting with a .22 rifle, a .303 & an elephant gun. He comes to the edge of this clearing and spots a bear. He aims his .22 rifle at the bears head, bang, then races over, looks around, no bear. Suddenly he gets a tap on the shoulder ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 5 fois
 64 - Three legged Donkey
 
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Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 6 fois
 65 - Donald Duck
 
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms. Certainly, sir said the lady behind the counter, shall I put them on your bill? NO WAY! replied Donald Duck, What do you think I am, a Dickhead?!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 6 fois
 66 - Dog life...
 
Ever walk into a room and forget what you came in for? Well, that's probably how dogs spend most of their lives...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 5 fois
 67 - Lucky dog
 
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 9 fois
 68 - Ms. Piggy Counts
 
Q: Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70? A: Because she has a frog in her throat at 69!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 10 fois
 69 - Blubber trouble
 
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 10 fois
 70 - The Walrus
 
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties? To find a tight Seal.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 5 fois