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 111 - Elephant With Thorn
 
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn in her foot. She is in absolute agony until an ant strolls by. So the elephant says, Help me, help me. But the ant refuses unless the elephants agrees to let the ant have his wicked way wi ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 2 fois
 112 - Elephant Experiment
 
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork up an elephant's backside and force fed it for 2 weeks. But because the experiment had never been documented and the idea was hard to comprehend they decided to have a go. ...
 
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 113 - Pink Parts
 
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of a sudden, she heard this soft crying from down below. When she landed, she saw this yellow frog. Touched by his sadness, the witch asked why he was crying. Sniff. None of the ot ...
 
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 114 - National Books About the Elelphant
 
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant: The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook Elephant. The English book - Elephants I have shot on Safari. The Welsh book - The Elephant and its influence on Welsh langu ...
 
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 115 - Elephant One Liners
 
Hickory Dickory Dock, An elephant ran up the clock, The clock is being repaired. A fool-proof method for sculpting an elephant: first, get a huge block of marble; then you chip away everything that doesn't look like an elephant. Don't call an elepha ...
 
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 116 - Elephant Riddles One
 
Q: What do you call an elephant with a machine gun? A: Sir. Q: What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress? A: Anything you want, it can't hear you. Q: Why do elephants drink so much? A: To try to forget. Q: What's grey, yel ...
 
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 117 - Elephant Riddles Five
 
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic! Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city? A: Free Parking. Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into work? A: Sole use of the elevator. Q: What do you do w ...
 
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 118 - Elephant Riddles Seven
 
Q: What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts? A: They're all on the same team. Q: How do you know if there's an elephant in bed with you? A: She has a big 'E' on her pajama jacket pocket. Q: W ...
 
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